Howard The Duck

Anyone who's seen this bizarre 1986 flop will still have mental scars from the scene in which Lea Thompson makes out in bed with the creepy 3-foot duck. In an earlier scene, we see that he carries a tiny (unwrapped) condom in his wallet, so at least we can hope they practiced safe sex.

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Spuds Mackenzie

For a couple years in the late 80's, Spuds was the wildly popular mascot for Bud Light. The Bull Terrier often appeared surrounded by adoring women who most likely did what all groupies did when the cameras stop rolling.

It was revealed later on that the dog who played Spuds was actually a female. We can only wonder how the groupies reacted to that discovery.

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