via BuzzFeed
It’s easy, just follow these instructions.
First step is casual: Be a supermodel.
Once you've gotten to the point where you're paid thousands of dollars to walk down a runway with wings, appear in ALL the ad campaigns, and find yourself inexplicably linked to Leonardo DiCaprio, go onto the next step!
So you're a supermodel now — awesome! Now you're going to want to get some supermodel pals.
You're gonna want to find someone who knows how to take a good selfie, has plenty of Instagram followers, and will get booked on the same shoots you do so that you have someone to laugh with while doing a bikini shoot in Antacrtica.
OK — supermodel, check. Supermodel BFFs, check. Next on the list is getting invited to Cannes.
You obviously don't have a movie to promote so figure out some other reason why you need to be there.
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