"Magic Mike XXL" Is Fan Service In The Best Possible Way


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The finest scene in Magic Mike XXL doesn't take place on a stage. It's in a roadside mini-mart on the way to Myrtle Beach, where Mike (Channing Tatum) and his boys are headed to give one final blowout performance at a stripper convention. They're high on molly and arguing about whether they're going to come up with new, more personal routines or just break out the tried and true ones, and somehow, this leads to Richie (Joe Manganiello) being sent into said mini-mart on a mission to make the cashier smile.

She's sullen-looking, which is how these movies, the first directed by Steven Soderbergh and the second by his longtime AD Gregory Jacobs, have tended to prefer their ladies. Like Brooke (Cody Horn) in Magic Mike and her sequel replacement Zoe (Amber Heard), the bored girl behind the counter buried in her phone does not seem the type to be easily won over by a pretty face and an exquisitely defined six-pack. How Richie goes about charming her is better discovered than described, but it involves Cheetos, the Backstreet Boys, and the other strippers cheering him on from outside the windows like fans watching their team make its way down the field.

It's delightful.

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It's also a departure — the first Magic Mike wasn't all that concerned with making random women smile beyond its business value. Its characters were after their dollars, a group of handsome hustlers in a fun, dead-end gig from which it was hard to walk away, even as it promised to spit them out into middle age as irrelevant cheeseballs with a few tired dance moves and no marketable skills.

The image of Channing Tatum lithely gyrating to Ginuwine's "Pony" is the one from the first movie most likely to sear itself into your brain, but the rest of the story was actually about the character's slow realization that he's never going to extricate himself from this world if he keeps waiting around for "the market" to "hit the sweet spot."

There's little of that pesky economic urgency in Magic Mike XXL, which shares the screenwriter of the first movie, Reid Carolin, but none of its underlying stress. Cody Horn, Matthew McConaughey, and Alex Pettyfer are all dismissed with a few lines of dialogue, and Mike, now running a budding Tampa custom furniture business, reunites with Richie, Tito (Adam Rodriguez), Ken (Matt Bomer), Tarzan (Kevin Nash), and Tobias (Gabriel Iglesias) for "one last ride," the future be damned. Magic Mike XXL doesn't bother with bummers like conflict or stakes — it's a shaggy, convivial road movie filled with opportunities for its characters to bond (with each other) and flirt (with various women) before the big show. It's total fan service. But it's not dumb about it.

Thanks to the internet, fan allegiances and expectations have become a constant clamor, and thanks to the triumph of serialization in movies and television, those allegiances and expectations actually have the potential to put pressure on and shape the direction of future installments. When characters (like Furiosa) are beloved or romantic couplings (like Natasha Romanoff and Bruce Banner) are not, people are very vocal about their feelings. It's not good or bad so much as just a new reality — without these fans, there wouldn't be sequels or additional seasons, and they have an ever-growing platform from which to speak up.

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When Tatum, who produced both Magic Mikes in addition to starring in them, told Pop Sugar that the sequel "might be a little bit more up the alley of some things that people were expecting out of the first one," he was perfectly aware of the fact that it wasn't the original film's undercurrent of capitalist critique that made it a hit.

Magic Mike was an artful, melancholy musing on how its hero seemed to be running just to stay in place, but it racked up over $150 million from a largely female audience at the box office on the backs, and abs, and glutes of its shimmying cast.

Rather than cash in with a sequel that's an hour and a half of Tatum humping the floor, Magic Mike XXL gives the audience what it wants by ceding to the idea of female desire. It's a fan service film about the concept of fan service. Its characters surrender their narrative arcs until the only throughlines are whether Richie will find a woman who can handle his immense manhood and whether the van they're driving in will make it — but it doesn't feel like laziness, it feels like refocusing. We've already seen the story of these men chasing their particular American dreams, and now we're getting a look at what women are after in soliciting their services.

If the first movie was all about the affirmation of being paid for desirability — McConaughey preening as he watches himself thrust his hips in front of a mirror during rehearsal — the sequel is a reversal that treats male stripping as tantamount to a public service. It's described not in terms of sex but in terms of making women smile, reminding them that they're beautiful, and making them feel worshipped.

Magic Mike XXL actually features less aggressive baring of flesh than its predecessor, but it feels warmer because of its awareness of who's doing the looking. Its women come in various shapes, sizes, and ethnicities, and are frequently older than the former Kings of Tampa — like the group of divorcée Southern belles, led by Andie MacDowell, who puts them up for the night. Their perceived desirability isn't in question, and why should it be? It's their house.

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The hottest older woman of them all is the film's answer to McConaughey's Dallas — Rome, played by an irresistible, fedora-wearing Jada Pinkett Smith. She has a history with Mike and owns a Savannah club named Domina where women pay a subscription to wander the plush rooms taking in performances by muscled men.

The place has the look of a bordello and the feel of an especially supportive therapist's office — while Stephen "tWitch" Boss "takes care of" a giggling customer by dancing for her in the center of room, Donald Glover freestyles a song for a woman getting over a recent divorce in another. Mike, who's come for a favor, is pressed into proving he still knows how to thrill, and keeps his eyes on Rome even while hauling someone else's legs over his shoulders.

It's a sexy, heady act of supplication, and one that summarizes the spirit of Magic Mike XXL as a whole. "All we got to do is ask them what they want and when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing," Glover's character says of the women he serenades, like he's figured out an essential secret. Magic Mike XXL isn't better than Magic Mike so much as different — more ragged, but also, in its own way, more daring. It's a movie about how giving fans — women — what they want involves first listening to what they have to say.

The 27 Drunkest Things Overheard At NYC's First Country Music Festival


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I went to Farmborough NYC and found out country music fans really like to drink.

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1."Why don't you get drunk and be somebody? Toughen up, honky!"

2. "He's hot, but he's short. A hot short man. I should start dating shorter men. They're probably real good at butt stuff."

3. "What's that smell?... What is that?... Is that pee?? Are you peeing in that can right now?! I'm gonna kill you!"

4. "One time I tried to set an alarm on my phone and I typed it in my calculator. I woke up the next morning like, 'why the fuck didn't my alarm go off??'"

5. "It smells like shit... It smells like country!"

6. "I bet he's as squishy as a marshmallow."

7. "No... I don't think I threw up on his face."

8. "You can usually find me hiding behind the rum machine."

9 "Sometimes I just want to throw a blanket over somebody, you know?"

10. "All I want to do is scream 'USA'..."

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11. "And then he took his hat off, so we stopped being friends."

12. "I lost my friend, but like, I'm not worried because she's super drunk."

13. "Did you wet your pants today?"
"Twice."

14. "Would God really like that hat?"

15. "What the fuck?! I yelled I would have sex with him and he came over and said hi to you!"

16. "Wait, stop talking... You don't drive a truck anymore?!"

17. "She told me to look at her phone so she hands it to me and on it, I kid you not, is 10,000 pictures of her all alone."

18. "My friends threw me a huge congrats party for me and my new job, and I was super proud. But it turns out it was an intervention for cocaine..."

19. "I wouldn't be your friend if it wasn't for the food. I'm judging you for thinking I would be."


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Is It Time For Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck To Get Back Together?


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Bennifer 4eva!

Sadly, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are no more.

Sadly, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are no more.

Love is dead.

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But does this mean that there's a chance the original Bennfier could reunite?

But does this mean that there's a chance the original Bennfier could reunite?

Probably not, but let's take a walk down memory lane anyway.

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Let's be real, Jennifer Lopez brought Ben Affleck's stunt level to ?.

Let's be real, Jennifer Lopez brought Ben Affleck's stunt level to ?.

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Dylan And Cole Sprouse Switched Places At Their Graduation


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Because that’s what twins do.

I know, I know, we are all very old. Well, it turns out the brothers pulled a total ~twin~ move on graduation day.

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Cole: We actually received each other's diplomas.

Dylan: In fact, if you look up my graduating photo you'll see. We just decided, you know, there's no reason not to. No one's going to notice.

It's like an episode of Suite Life come to... well, life.

It's like an episode of Suite Life come to... well, life.

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People Are Freaking Out Over Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner's Breakup


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WITH GOOD REASON.

In case you haven't heard the absolutely devastating news, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are NO MORE.

In case you haven't heard the absolutely devastating news, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are NO MORE.

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129 Thoughts I Had At NYC's First Country Music Festival


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Never have I wanted so badly to be a cowboy than at Farmborough NYC.

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1. Wow. That's a lot of denim.
2. Moonshine's a real thing?!
3. I love Moonshine.
4. Sorry Luke Bryan, I know you say rain is a good thing, but I've never hated it more than this moment.
5. Holy denim Batman, it never ends! (Applicable to both the endless rain and denim.)
6. The cowboy hat vendor would be called "Down 'n' Dirty Hat Co."
7. Must resist the urge to buy myself a cowboy hat even though I would look badass in it! I should've been a cowboy. Or cowgirl. Whatever.
8. Alright, Next From Nashville tent, let's see what you got.
9. Oh dang, this acoustic duo is killing it!
10. Oh dang, my thoughts already have a southern twang to them…
11. I gotta look up this band. Striking Matches from Nashville. They were on a show called Nashville!
12. I wonder if they're dating.
13. They would be like the White Stripes of country music.
14. Except there's no drums and it's only acoustic…
15. And The Civil Wars already sorta had that niche covered…
16. But they broke up…
17. Oh nevermind.

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18. This rain is actually going to kill me.
19. Country fans are dedicated to be muscling though this rain. They're all poncho'd up and ready to go!
20. I bet their cowboy hats and boots are super handy for this kind of weather.
21. However, the girls here have to be regretting their Daisy Dukes at this point.
22. Oh yay! Here comes Justin Moore! He's shorter than I expected, but in a cute way.
23. Nothing wrong with short! I'm super short. Maybe we could be short together and live in the ~country~.
24. I've never seen such tight jeans on a guy before.
25. Oh wait. Yes I have. On every emo kid in the '00s. I wonder if the emo kids stole the tight pants trend from country kids.


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How Well Do You Know Celebrity Engagement Rings?


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Famous people like to live large. Almost as large as their diamond rings.

Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner To Divorce


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After 10 years of marriage!

TMZ is reporting that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are ending their marriage.

TMZ is reporting that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are ending their marriage.

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We're told the couple, whose anniversary was yesterday, will file for divorce.

Although they will file for divorce, it won't be done immediately. They are working things out with a mediator and business managers, sources tell TMZ. The divorce will be filed when all of the property and custody issues are resolved.

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The couple have three children together and TMZ states that they'll "share joint custody."

The couple have three children together and TMZ states that they'll "share joint custody."

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Is Demi Lovato's New Song About A Fling With A Girl?


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Sapphic relationships are apparently “Cool For The Summer.”

Demi Lovato’s highly-anticipated new single, “Cool For The Summer,” made its way online this morning and it’s every bit the banger fans were hoping for.

The highly-anticipated new single, which can be heard in full here, will officially premiere tomorrow on iHeartRadio.

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The song — packed with dark, sexy synths and big, infectious hooks — marks a new sound for the singer, but it’s the sapphic overtones that are the real surprise.

A quick peek at the lyrics would seem to confirm that the song is about a same-sex summer fling, and the video trailer Lovato shared on Instagram over the weekend is similarly suggestive.

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Tell me what you want
What you like
It's okay
I'mma little curious too
Tell me if it's wrong
If it's right
I don't care
I can keep a secret could, you?

Got my mind on your body
And your body on my mind
Got a taste for the cherry
I just need to take a bite
Don't tell your mother
Kiss one another
Die for each other
We're cool for the summer
(Ha)

Ooh, Ooh
Take me down into your paradise
Don't be scared cause I'm your body type
Just something that we wanna try
Cause you and I
We're cool for the summer

Tell me if I won
If I did
What's my prize?
I just wanna play with you, too
Even if they judge
Fuck it all
Do the time
I just wanna have some fun with you

Got my mind on your body
And your body on my mind
Got a taste for the cherry
I just need to take a bite
Don't tell your mother
Kiss one another
Die for each other
We're cool for the summer
(Ha)

Ooh, Ooh
Take me down into your paradise
Don't be scared cause I'm your body type
Just something that we wanna try
Cause you and I
We're cool for the summer
(Ha)
We're cool for the summer
We're cool for the summer

Shhhh...don't tell your mother
Got my mind on your body
And your body on my mind
Got a taste for the cherry
I just need to take a bite
Take me down into your paradise
Don't be scared cause I'm your body type
Just something that we wanna try
Cause you and I
We're cool for the summer

(Take me down) We're cool for the summer
(Don't be scared) Cause I'm your body type
Just something that we wanna try
Cause you and I
We're cool for the summer
(Ha)
Ooh
We're cool for the summer


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When Would You Die In "Scream"?


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Bella Thorne is here to help you figure out just how long you’d make it in the iconic movie, and now MTV show.

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Stop Everything And Listen To Alex Trebek Rap "Fresh Prince" On "Jeopardy"


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That synth tho…

In a recent episode of Jeopardy, Alex Trebek slayed rapping The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song for a question, and hearing it will give you life.

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YAS Alex, or shall we say, Lil' 'Lex.

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Stay cool, Ankoor, stay cool.

Stay cool, Ankoor, stay cool.

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Nailed it.

Nailed it.

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We Need To Talk About That Insane Black Widow Moment In "Teen Wolf"


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HELL YEAH TEEN WOLF. Spoilers for last night’s premiere.

BUT THEN LYDIA DID SOMETHING AMAZING.

She CONTROLLED her Banshee power and broke the fuck out of Eichen House.

Just look at all this supernatural power. Lydia's gonna be boss af this season.

Just look at all this supernatural power. Lydia's gonna be boss af this season.

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48 Moments From "OITNB" Season 3 That Made Us Gasp, Cry, Smile, And Itch


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“Trust no bitch.” WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!

When Alex (Laura Prepon) returned to Litchfield after being caught by her probation officer with a gun, and had no idea Piper (Taylor Schilling) set her up.

When Alex (Laura Prepon) returned to Litchfield after being caught by her probation officer with a gun, and had no idea Piper (Taylor Schilling) set her up.

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When Litchfield got bed bugs.

When Litchfield got bed bugs.

Still scratching.

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When this Officer Bennett (Matt McGorry) flashback showed us how he lost his leg.

When this Officer Bennett (Matt McGorry) flashback showed us how he lost his leg.

This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Garrett Clayton


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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

My phones wallpaper is a picture of one of my refrigerator magnets of Edgar Allan Poe with the Quote "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity"

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

A Manhattan, thanks to my friend Grace Phipps. She's also the reason I drink coffee black. haha.

What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?

"Like" it drives me insane. Ive been trying not to say it at all.

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?

How to make cake "recipes" without butter.

Who is the last person that called or texted you?

My best friend in New York.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

I was at an audition and blurted out explosive laughter and looked like an insane person, tried to act like it was not as crazy as it looked.

When is the last time you went to a theater?

Last month I saw The Visit on broadway

What TV show should everyone be watching?

Parks and Recreation, I couldn't be more crushed that it's over. RERUNS PEOPLE!!!

And what is your TV guilty pleasure?

WAY TOO MUCH Futurama on Netflix.

What's the first CD you bought?

NSYNC.

What is the one food you cannot resist?

Chocolate.

What music are you currently listening to?

MIKA.

What movie makes you laugh the most?

That would be between Step Brothers and The House Bunny.

What drives you absolutely crazy?

Entitled people drive me insane. THE world owes you nothing! Get over it!

What's your favorite day of the year?

Christmas, I don't get to see my family a lot. That means a lot to me.

What was your first online screen name?

O Lord. hahahahaha! I hate myself for this. In my teenage lack of judgment I thought garygmcplayer69 was funny.

What's your favorite emoji?

The face with the sunglasses. He seems to not have a care in the world. I wanna be him

Pick one: Kittens or puppies?

PUPPIES, I'm allergic to cats sadly.

New York or Los Angeles?

It's a tie for me. Sorry to everyone who will get mad at me for not picking but thats how I feel.

Comedy or drama?

Comedy.

'80s or '90s?

80's!

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?

LIZZIE MCGUIRE!!!

Britney or Christina?

Britney.

Bacon or Nutella?

Crispy Bacon.

Coffee or tea?

Coffee.

NSYNC or BSB?

NSYNC.

Beyonce or Rihanna?

Queen B.

And finally: tell us a secret.

I love doing the dishes... not for the act of cleaning BUT because I get to put my headphones in listen to music and ignore the world for an hour and it's totally acceptable because i'm cleaning. So my roommates leave me alone and I can put my phone on airplane mode.

Catch Garrett in Teen Beach 2 this Friday, June 26 at 8 p.m. ET/7C on the Disney Channel.

Lil' Fizz Cooks Breakfast In Nothing But His Underwear


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Celebs, they’re just like us.

Breakfast, the first meal of the day and possibly the greatest.

Breakfast, the first meal of the day and possibly the greatest.

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Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood cast member and former B2K star, Lil' Fizz, knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

And who doesn't cook nearly naked? ???

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The real question though, is there anything in that pan?

The real question though, is there anything in that pan?

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Lil' Fizz, are you really even cooking anything?

Lil' Fizz, are you really even cooking anything?

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Emilia Clarke Has An Alter Ego Named "Cali From The Valley"


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More like Khaleesi From The Valley.

Khaleesi herself stopped by Jimmy Kimmel to talk about haunted houses, humidity, and most importantly, to introduce the world to her alter ego, Cali From The Valley.

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One night, during filming for Terminator Genisys, Emilia/Khaleesi and her costar Jai Courtney ran a very important errand.

One night, during filming for Terminator Genisys, Emilia/Khaleesi and her costar Jai Courtney ran a very important errand.

But, fearful of her loving subjects, Emilia/Khaleesi had to adopt a disguise.

But, fearful of her loving subjects, Emilia/Khaleesi had to adopt a disguise.

CALI FROM THE VALLEY.

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Katy Perry: "It's Okay To Be Proud Of Hard Earned Success"


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The Forbes cover star is damn proud of being a boss.

Over the past 12 months, Katy Perry has pulled off 124 concerts in 27 different countries around the world, making her the third-highest paid entertainer this year.

Over the past 12 months, Katy Perry has pulled off 124 concerts in 27 different countries around the world, making her the third-highest paid entertainer this year.

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That badass accomplishment is what landed her on the cover of Forbes this month, and she's really damn proud (as she should be).

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"Before accepting the offer to be on the cover of Forbes, I was told that a lot of women have previously shied away from doing it. I wondered if it was because they thought socially it would look like they were flaunting or bragging or it wasn't a humble decision. Ladies, there is a difference between being humble and working hard to see the fruits of your labor blossom, and your dreams realized."

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