Not To Freak Anyone Out But I Think Olivier Martinez Is Hoarding All The Baguettes


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And he’s doing it right under our noses.

I'm not trying to be an alarmist or anything, but I noticed something slightly terrifying whilst perusing some photographs of famous people. What I saw is that it's very obvious that Olivier Martinez — ex of Halle Berry — is hoarding baguettes. They say that stars are "just like us!" But this star is not like us. Because us is not collecting baguettes to stow away for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Don't believe that this baguette hoarding is happening right under our noses??? See for yourself:

It all begins with the first photo I found that fits my theory. This one is from nearly three years ago, on Aug. 15, 2013. Olivier carries something in his hand: that's right...a baguette.

It all begins with the first photo I found that fits my theory. This one is from nearly three years ago, on Aug. 15, 2013. Olivier carries something in his hand: that's right...a baguette.

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A month later on Sept. 10, 2013, he buys a baguette again.

A month later on Sept. 10, 2013, he buys a baguette again.

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April 10, 2014: He tries to hide the baguette in his jacket, but fails. Baguette is seen.

April 10, 2014: He tries to hide the baguette in his jacket, but fails. Baguette is seen.

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