26 Horror Films That Will Make You Never Want To Have Sex Again



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If you’re not afraid of getting down and dirty, you’re not paying attention. Warning: SPOILERS for many movies ahead!


Rosemary's Baby (1968)


Rosemary's Baby (1968)


Directed by: Roman Polanski

Written by: Roman Polanski

What it's about: Pregnant Rosemary Woodhouse (Mia Farrow) becomes convinced that there's something wrong with whatever's growing inside her, and it's all part of a conspiracy that includes her husband Guy (John Cassavetes).

What it'll make you afraid of: Being betrayed by your partner into carrying the demonic spawn of Satan. Also, post-sex scratch marks will now have you questioning whether you actually did the deed with the devil.


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The Last House on the Left (1972)


The Last House on the Left (1972)


Directed by: Wes Craven

Written by: Wes Craven

What it's about: Mari Collingwood (Sandra Cassel) is raped and murdered by escaped convicts. When the perpetrators show up at the door of Mari's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Collingwood (Gaylord St. James and Cynthia Carr), seek revenge.

What it'll make you afraid of: A blow job with teeth. To be fair, Weasel (Fred Lincoln) totally deserved it, but you'll definitely think twice about where you put your penis — not that you shouldn't already!


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Don't Look Now (1973)


Don't Look Now (1973)


Directed by: Nicolas Roeg

Written by: Allan Scott and Chris Bryant

What it's about: After the drowning death of their daughter Christine, John (Donald Sutherland) and Laura Baxter (Julie Christie) take a trip to Venice, where they meet a blind psychic (Hilary Mason) who claims she can see Christine.

What it'll make you afraid of: The inextricable link between sex and death. You might think you and your wife are finally moving past the death of your daughter, but you'll later flash back to that passionate fuck-fest when you're bleeding out.


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Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)


Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)


Directed by: Paul Morrissey

Written by: Paul Morrissey

What it's about: Baron von Frankenstein (Udo Kier) is obsessed with creating a master race to serve him, and he hopes the head of a lustful stableboy (Joe Dallesandro) will speed up the breeding process.

What it'll make you afraid of: Being used — do you genuinely want to get down with that person, or are you being manipulated by a mad scientist? Also, rough sex can result in disembowelment, apparently.


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21 Times The Bravermans Got High And It Was A Beautiful Thing



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Parenthood knows how to ease the pain.



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The "Saved By The Bell" Reunion On "The Tonight Show" Made Our Childhood Dreams Come True



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Zack, Kelly, Jessie, Slater, and even Mr. Belding joined Jimmy Fallon for a trip down memory lane back to Bayside High.


The Tonight Show is currently filming in Los Angeles for the week, and after doing a spoof on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air on Monday, host Jimmy Fallon decided to take another trip down '90s-TV-show-set-in-California memory lane on Wednesday...



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...to none other than Saved by the Bell's fictional Bayside High, where, Fallon said, he went to high school.


...to none other than Saved by the Bell's fictional Bayside High, where, Fallon said, he went to high school.


He even had the appropriate hot pink hazy frame to transition to the memory.


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Of course, the unofficial king of Bayside, Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) was there...


Of course, the unofficial king of Bayside, Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) was there...


...and blond as ever.


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31 Mockumentaries You Need To See Before You Die



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Just because they’re not real documentaries doesn’t mean you won’t learn anything.


The War Game (1965)


The War Game (1965)


Directed by: Peter Watkins

Written by: Peter Watkins


Told in the style of a news report, The War Game garnered incredible amounts of controversy well before it aired — and it didn't end up seeing the light of day on the BBC until 20 years after it was made. It's a highly realistic (and thus, incredibly unsettling) look at a Soviet nuclear attack on Britain. Think of it as War of the Worlds but with an actual looming threat instead of aliens.


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Punishment Park (1971)


Punishment Park (1971)


Directed by: Peter Watkins

Written by: Peter Watkins


From the man who brought you The War Game comes the equally harrowing Punishment Park, which imagines the Nixon administration's totalitarian response to growing Vietnam War protests: Convicts can opt to spend three days at Punishment Park, where they are deprived of food and water and chased through the California desert by law enforcement officers.


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The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)


The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)


Directed by: Charles B. Pierce

Written by: Charles B. Pierce


Not that the preceding two films aren't horrifying, but The Legend of Boggy Creek is the first of multiple horror mockumentaries on this list. The movie sends its faux documentarians to the small town of Fouke, Arkansas, where the titular Fouke Monster (a Bigfoot-esque cryptid) has been spotted by several residents and accused of killing local animals.


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The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash (1978)


The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash (1978)


Directed by: Eric Idle and Gary Weis

Written by: Eric Idle and Neil Innes


Fictitious musical groups are another recurring mockumentary theme, and in this one, as you might have guessed, The Rutles are an entirely unsubtle parody of The Beatles. Something about the humor may have been lost in translation, though: All You Need Is Cash bombed when it premiered on NBC, and ended up doing much better when it aired on the BBC a week later. Ob-la-di, ob-la-da!


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