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Litchfield was full of disorderly conduct this year. Warning: MAJOR SPOILERS for Season 2.

Piper (Taylor Schilling) is put on a plane (with a very full bladder) and no clue where she's being taken.

Yes, that is Lori Petty.

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Alex (Laura Prepon) contradicts Piper's testimony and is set free.

But only after she convinces Piper to perjure herself on the stand.

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Tasha "Taystee" Jefferson (Danielle Brooks) wins the job fair.

And thinks she's going to be set up with a job after her release ("They're gonna hook me up with a real job. I'm gonna be like an assistant to Judge Joe Brown or one of those TV judges, or maybe even Judy.") — but instead only gets $10 at the commissary.

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