via BuzzFeed
“I’m not crying. I’m just allergic to jerks!”
When work really, really bored him:
Andy: Chris gave me this great job as a weekend security guard at City Hall. Only one problem: It's a terrible job.
I did everything I was supposed to do and I walked around the building four times and only 20 minutes have gone by.
I thought maybe 10 minutes had gone by since I started talking, but it's only been 15 seconds.
*deep sigh*
When he broke everything around him:
Andy: I did it! I got it out!
Councilman Pilner: Oh, jeez. You don't take the ship out.
Andy: Here you go.
When he moved people to tears with his tender storytelling:
Andy: And that's how it ends. I love it, it's called Babe.
And I know it sounds corny, talking pig, whatever.
You should all see it.
Donna: I feel like I just did.
When he explained how science works:
Andy: Did you know that the food you eat becomes energy?
Boom! That's spaghetti.
Nachos.
That's a cookie.
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