Miles Teller, star of Whiplash and the upcoming Fantastic Four, is on the cover of Esquire for September, and just so you know his interview is incredible. Here are the weirdest, most fantastic tidbits:

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"[Miles] is wearing a pool-blue V-neck that shows off the Roman-numeral tattoo on his arm, a reference to the thirty-two-ounce beers his high school friends were forced to buy because forties were not available in Florida. He explains that everyone in the '32 Crew' got this tattoo after a night at the High Octane Saloon from a man they bribed out of bed at 2:00 a.m. to needle crooked X's and I's onto their biceps."

"You're sitting across from Miles Teller at the Luminary restaurant in Atlanta and trying to figure out if he's a dick.

You've just told him, by way of making conversation, that according to legend the champagne coupe in your hand is shaped like Marie Antoinette's left breast, and he tells you the highball glass is modeled after his cock. Then he tells the waitress the same thing."