A lot of things can happen during one day at summer camp, especially when you go to Camp Firewood.

Yes, that is Jon Hamm, aka Falcon, taking off a Weird Al Yankovic robot mask.

And although the things that come out of his mouth might sound ridiculously unbelievable, they all happened. All of them.

I had to break up with Donna after Yaron tried to make us have a threesome. And then Tigerclaw showed up because Andy stole Katie away from Blake, and they tried to destroy the camp. And then, well, right after that, President Reagan and the U.S. Military also tried to destroy the camp. But that was after they also shot Eric, that hermit who lived at camp and turned out to be a musical legend. And then that new counselor, Lindsay? Well, she saved us all because she was secretly a rock magazine journalist. And then Gail Blew off Jonas at their wedding, and his name is actually Gene and he fought in Vietnam. And Gene also got beaten up by an assassin named Falcon, who tried to kill Beth and did kill Greg and this guy Jim Stansel. But then he turned out to be good the whole time, which I acknowledge doesn't really make any sense. And he was only here to protect Mitch, who was turned into a can of vegetables. And then also Ben and McKinley are dating, Susie hooked up with Claude, Neal got laid, Victor didn't get laid, and Abby had her period. So, it — it was a hard day.