31 Thoughts I Had While Watching "Empire"


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Season 2, Episode 1: “The Devils Are Here”

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1. Let 'em know about that #BlackLivesMatter life, Swizz!
2. Cookie's peacock-chic look is GORGEOUS!!
3. Also Porcia matches Cookie's dress right now with the green tips. Cookie WOULD make her assistant match her dress tbh. There's no lie there.
4. That was some straight-up Space Odyssey shit coming down with that ape suit, Cookie. Nice lil Kubrick reference there.
5. Al Sharpton won't even miss a protest even if it's fictional. Goddamn.
6. Speaking of references, Mimi looks like something out of Nightmare on Elm Street with that striped suit. #BooBooFreddy

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7. I don't know where they got all of these beautiful buff inmate extras but this is the SEXIEST prison I've ever seen! Also hey, that's...Chris Rock?
8. Cookie firing shots at 50 Cent is so real. She would have nothing to do with his ass IRL.
9. Does Terrence Howard know how to speak any louder than a furious whisper? He sounds so ANGRY but so QUIET how does he DO THAT???
10. How much time do you think we'll spend this season watching Andre and Rhonda have breathy, post-sex conversations about murder? Do you think it's all the time?


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