Oh good, Angela Bassett is here!
1. Oh good, going to visit the ghost of the crazy ghost of the murderous hotel owner. The things people would do for Evan Peters…
2. Black closet? I'm guessing this is headed south, fast.
3. Oh, a closet with a huge spike in it? And I thought MY closet was a mess.
4. "Owned, dad." How does handsome hotel owner's son KNOW what a "spank bank" is?!
5. Is it just me, or does anyone else wish murderous Evan Peters and crazy laundry lady had their own sitcom? Just me? OK, cool.
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6. CUE THE CREDITS THAT WILL GIVE US ALL NIGHTMARES FOR DAYS.
7. Testament to how bad everyone is at making decisions on the show: The mom who did NOT vaccinate her son who now has measles and is in the hospital is actually one of the better parents on AHS!
8. I love Chloë Sevigny and I'm sorry she lost her son in Santa Monica, but can we hurry up this voiceover and get to the Lady Gaga part of the show?
9. I haven't lost my child in Santa Monica, but I CAN relate to Chloë Sevigny not picking up her phone. I mean it's 2015, who answers their phone anyway? Just text me!
10. Of course Scarlett's parents don't believe she saw her long-lost undead vampire ageless brother, because adults are stupid and they never trust kids.
11. Scarlet failed to mention the fact Holden nearly bit her face off when she tried to take a selfie with him…CONVENIENT.
12. Naomi Campbell is worried about getting Mario Testino out for a shoot when she really SHOULD be worrying about the fact she doesn't get cell reception in the middle of fucking L.A. COME ON!!!
13. Too bad Naomi didn't have her cell phone to throw at the crazy zombie guy who busted out of her mattress.
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