Besides trying to figure out who was wasted.
1. I'm already upset this is Amy Poehler and Tina Fey's last year.
2. Amy looks 50 shades of orange darker than Tina.
3. It only took 30 seconds for them to work in a joke about North Korea!
4. Amy really captured the essence of Reese Witherspoon's performance in Wild ("She did all of her own walking. So brave").
5. Joaquin Phoenix was SO excited to have a shout-out during the opening monologue.
6. Has anyone seen Cake? Maybe it is just a movie about a fluffy dessert.
7. I'm glad Amy and Tina acknowledged the massive elephant in the room: International rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin deserves the lifetime achievement award.
8. Amy and Tina actually played "Who Would You Rather" for a good minute.
9. Ah, there's the civil rights movement joke!
10. And, there's the Bill Cosby joke! As promised!
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11. J.K. Simmons' might've been the first speech of the night, but I've already decided it's the best of the night.
12. I'm glad Joanne Froggatt used her speech to encourage sexual assault survivors to speak out.
13. I CANNOT BELIEVE UZO LOST! Someone give her an award!
14. Seriously, Jeremy Renner? That joke about Jennifer Lopez's "Golden Globes" was uncalled for.
15. Oh shit, Billy Bob Thornton is about to say something terrible... Oh, phew.
16. Amy and Tina are taking that North Korea joke even further and now there's a fake North Korean journalist in a military uniform trying to take a selfie with Meryl Streep. I can't decide if this is funny or if this really needs to end.
17. How many hours after the show ends until Amy and Tina decide they will host it one more time?
18. GINA RODRIGUEZ WON! Her speech! Her tears!
19. TRANSPARENT! And what a phenomenal speech from Jill Soloway.
20. Oh Prince!
21. Andddd Common's speech for Best Original Song for Selma!
22. This ceremony is not so much an awards show as much as it is a social justice forum.
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