The Definitive Ranking Of "Final Destination" Deaths



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Can I live? (No, literally. Can they?)


Note: As the five films in this franchise have proven, death doesn't play by the rules — but we did stick to one guideline: Only deaths that happened outside the premonitions and the opening accident count.


Alex Browning (Devon Sawa), Final Destination


Alex Browning (Devon Sawa), Final Destination


Cause of death: Falling brick (happened offscreen but is revealed in Final Destination 2)


An offscreen death for the franchise’s original lead? Lamest of the lame. —Jarett Wieselman


The first sign you're not about to have the next Scream on your hands is when you can't even get Devon Sawa back for the damn sequel. Devon Sawa, who was literally doing nothing with his time except being at the gym and working on the hotness that is now 2015 Devon Sawa. —Ira Madison III


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George Lanter (Mykelti Williamson), The Final Destination


George Lanter (Mykelti Williamson), The Final Destination


Cause of death: Hit by ambulance


Bubba deserved so much better than a pointless hit and run. —JW


You know, it defeats the purpose of the black person bucking cliché and not dying first when they get hit by a random ambulance. —IM3


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Clear Rivers and Eugene Dix (Ali Larter and T.C. Carson), Final Destination 2


Clear Rivers and Eugene Dix (Ali Larter and T.C. Carson), Final Destination 2


Cause of death: Explosion


Yes, Clear should have never left that padded room, but how you gonna lump her death in with someone else? She’s the horribly named but incredibly written Clear Rivers, people. Show some respect. —JW


This is such an un-epic death for the only returning star of the first film. NEXT. —IM3


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