Our hero, Rihanna, enjoys her newfound life of retirement after her latest heist. She thinks of her past adventures as she wistfully fires her gun into the distance.

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The phone rings. "We've got Money, and if you ever want to see him again, you're going to have to come get him," a mysterious voice says on the other line. "FUCK YOU, YOU KNOW I'M RETIRED!" Rihanna snarls.

The phone rings. "We've got Money, and if you ever want to see him again, you're going to have to come get him," a mysterious voice says on the other line. "FUCK YOU, YOU KNOW I'M RETIRED!" Rihanna snarls.

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But the call drops because of limited reception. She angrily tosses her phone to the sea and shoots it before it hits the water. "I guess I'm coming out of retirement," she mutters.

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"B*tch Better Have My Money" As Told By Someone Who Clearly Hasn't Seen It

Our hero, Rihanna, enjoys her newfound life of retirement after her latest heist. She thinks of her past adventures as she wistfully fires her gun into the distance.

The phone rings. "We've got Money, and if you ever want to see him again, you're going to have to come get him," a mysterious voice says on the other line. "FUCK YOU, YOU KNOW I'M RETIRED!" Rihanna snarls.

But the call drops because of limited reception. She angrily tosses her phone to the sea and shoots it before it hits the water. "I guess I'm coming out of retirement," she mutters.

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