The "True Detective" Guide To Numbing Your Inexhaustible Pain


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As told by Colin Farrell’s Season 2 bender.

Start the night of with a nice stiff drink.

Start the night of with a nice stiff drink.

That should get the ball rolling on forgetting that your son fears you!

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Keep the party alive by making a dent in your giant mound of cocaine.

Keep the party alive by making a dent in your giant mound of cocaine.

Your ex-wife hating you isn't gonna forget itself!

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No alone party is complete without another huge bump from your anthill of coke.

No alone party is complete without another huge bump from your anthill of coke.

It's starting to feel like the divorce never happened!

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Hey, another couple runs on the old ski slopes couldn't hurt.

Hey, another couple runs on the old ski slopes couldn't hurt.

In a couple minutes, it won't matter what the results of the paternity test your ex-wife is making you take are!

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