“What the hell did I do? Killed them all, of course.” — Robert Durst, The Jinx
1. "Friends, workers, as you all know, like Kanye West, I have recently acquired a daughter."
—Rogelio, Jane the Virgin
2. "Nobody's at 100. I'm in a great marriage, and sometimes we're at 90, other times we're at like, 20 or 30. It goes up and down, it's not just one number all the time."
—Benjamin, Master of None
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4. "I am so sick of hearing about the Man of Steel. Every woman worth her salt knows that we have to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half as good."
—Cat Grant, Supergirl
5. "I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get The Tonight Show."
—David Letterman, The Late Show With David Letterman
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