A Ranking Of Classic '90s Teen Movies From Worst To Best



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So many heartthrobs.


Hi! We (Leonora and Erin) were both teens in the '90s, and what a magical time it was for cinematic feats of excellence in the category of teen films. Of course, the '90s also saw a lot of really bad shit.


We're here to rank that bad shit from the good shit. BYEEEE.


Encino Man (1992)


Encino Man (1992)


Leo: I have to try and remember what this was about. Sorry.

Erin: This movie singlehandedly launched my Brendan Fraser crush.

Leo: Oh god.

Erin: He's a total babe.

Leo: For me, Brendan Fraser was already a man and therefore off limits in the crush universe. Although, I say this and yet I also had a thing for Jeff Goldblum and that was only a year later.

Erin: This is a movie about an impossible thing: a caveman coming back from... the cave. So, sorry, Fraser, but you're terrible.


Encino Man Productions / Via jaywalkingbackwards.tumblr.com


The Faculty (1998)


The Faculty (1998)


Leo: The Faculty is where they're all aliens, right?

Erin: Legit, I have no idea. I just remember Usher.

Leo: He was in every teen movie! Why?! Well, I mean. Who doesn't love Usher.

::: watches trailer for The Faculty :::

Leo: This is probably Kevin Williamson's worst work. I find that disappointing.

Erin: Actually, did I see this movie? Maybe I blacked out. Usher.

Leo: This is kind of like a sexy version of a Goosebumps book. And when you think about it that way, the concept might actually be brilliant. I'm undecided.


Dimension Films / Via fanbros.com


Drive Me Crazy (1999)


Drive Me Crazy (1999)


Leo: Ugh. This is the oldest plot in history, where it's like, They like other people, no way they could possibly fall in love?! WHATT???

Erin: I remember thinking Melissa Joan Hart couldn't possibly be in high school during this movie. She's basically my age now. Also, I could not imagine them having sex together.

Leo: EWWWWWWW.


Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation




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