Dancing With the Stars — "On this [number] week of competition, the couple leaving right now is..."

Honestly, DWTS, it feels like you're not even trying. No dancing puns. No wild exclamations from Bruno Tonioli. Just...nothing interesting.

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The Biggest Loser — "You are not the biggest loser."

Suuuper basic. Boring. They use the obvious choice for an elimination phrase rather than think outside the box.

NBC

Work of Art — "Your work of art didn't work for us."

OK, this one is thematically relevant, but the repetition of the word "work" just sounds awkward. Plus, host China Chow's delivery is just so bland.

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Paris Hilton's My New BFF — "TTYN."

This one actually kind of works given the show, but that doesn't excuse the fact that it's still terrible "texting slang" and this show itself was a mess.

MTV / Via realitywanted.com

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